pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

(via nyctophilicaudiophiliac)

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

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southernstoner420:

Goku was never too bright.

(via ohmygohan)

When you play the game of butts, cheek is better than thigh. (x)

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troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(via libslut-queen)

shoelesscosmonaut:

Peekaboo

(via silliiboo)

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

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ex0skeletal:

by Esmerra on deviantart

http://esmerra.deviantart.com/

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the-fire-type-kid:

wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.

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dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?

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cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

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vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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