the sadness will last forever
"It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness."
skittles what the fuck
i think they tasted the wrong rainbow
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
wise words, tub baracuda, wise words.
can someone make this a bumper sticker